第1章打渔三年，打上来九窍金丹？

After three years of fishing, you caught the Nine-Aperture Golden Pill?

[Super genius + fun + cultivation + entry + humor + decisive killing]
Chen Fan traveled through a world of cultivation, met a donkey that was quite human, and obtained an unorthodox entry system.
From then on, I galloped across the eighty million Milky Ways, carrying all the worries of the past and present on one shoulder!
[Never go empty-handed when fishing: never go empty-handed when fishing] One net casts, the Nine-Aperture Golden Pill? The incorruptible bones of the magic giant? The nail-head shrine?
[The Sound of Nature: Best for Crying at a Funeral] My ancestors were made to cry by me? What? My master ascended to heaven and a remnant soul was made to come out of him by my crying?
[Nine Oxen and Two Tigers: As the name suggests, it means the power of nine oxen and two tigers] Tell me, Kui Niu is also an ox? White Tiger is also a tiger?
[Lightning rod: one meter around the body, the lightning punishment from heavenly tribulation will automatically turn] Why did the lightning from heavenly tribulation strike the big monster?
It is a golden age, how come all the sons of destiny are gathered in one sect?
Yu Tiandu, the first disciple, said: I have shed blood for the sect, I have been injured for the sect, why is Chen Fan the Son of God?
Xiao Lin: Don't look down on the young and the poor.
Gu Yixi: When this emperor is reborn, he will definitely follow the path to immortality, transform from a mortal into an immortal, and return to the throne.

【超级天才+乐子+修仙+词条+诙谐+杀伐果断】
陈凡穿越一方修真界，还有一头颇通人性的毛驴，获得了一个不正经词条系统。
从此，八千万天河驰骋风流，一肩担尽古今愁！
【打鱼不空军：打鱼从来不落空】一网下去，九窍金丹？魔道巨擘的不化骨？钉头神龛？
【天籁之音：最适合哭丧】老祖都被我哭出来了？什么？师父飞升了也被我哭出了一缕残魂？
【九牛二虎：顾名思义九头牛和两只虎的力量】你告诉我，夔牛也是牛？白虎也是虎？
【避雷针：周身一米，天劫雷罚自动拐弯】渡劫的天雷为啥劈到大妖身上去了？
恰逢黄金大世，气运之子怎么全聚在一个宗门内了？
亲传第一人御天都：我为宗门流过血，我为宗门负过伤，为什么陈凡是圣子？
萧林：三十年河东三十年河东，莫欺少年穷，
顾一夕：本帝重来一世，定要踏仙路，化凡为仙，重临帝位。