第1章 勇闯相亲角

Bravely enter the blind date corner

At the awards ceremony, a chubby man whose police uniform was stretched tight stood on stage, speaking with passionate intensity.

Below the stage.

"Master, I heard you used to be his colleague. What kind of person is he in your eyes?"

"When he's wearing the police uniform, he's the most lovable person; when he takes it off, he's not human."

"How can you say that? He's a hero. I think you're just jealous."

"Jealous?"

The corner of the old detective's mouth twitched:

"Have you ever seen someone ride on an elderly lady to cross the street?"

表彰大会上，一个把警服撑得溜圆的胖子正站在台上慷慨激昂。

台下。

“师父，听说您和他做过同事，在您眼里他是个什么样的人？”

“穿上警服，他是最可爱的人；脱下警服，他不是人。”

“您怎么能这么说，他是英雄，我觉得您有嫉妒的成分。”

“嫉妒？”

老刑警嘴角抽了一下：

“你见过骑老奶奶过马路吗？”