第1章 “卡里有五百万” 

"There are five million in the card"

Ye Lan, the ace employee of the cheesy, cheesy Rescue Bureau, lives in a universe where women dominate men, relying on various tactics like pretending to be a white lotus and acting like a green tea girl to win over bad women.
  With so many women he's conquered, he could circle the Earth hand in hand. With retirement looming, the Rescue Bureau can't bear to part with him, forcibly increasing the difficulty of his final world.
  Every bad woman here is the "best of the best."
  Or to put it another way, every person is an award-winning actor, with multiple faces that change in an instant.
  The probability of failure is extremely high.
  Ye Lan: "..."
  This retirement means he has to retire.
  Ye Lan: "Would you like to be a dog?" The answer can only be "yes" or "woof", because dogs can't say "no".

叶澜，狗血烂文拯救局的王牌员工，在女尊男卑的宇宙，靠着装白莲、演绿茶种种手段攻略渣女，攻略过的目标手牵手可以绕地球一圈。
  眼看着退休在即，拯救局却舍不得他这位员工，强行提高了他最后一个世界的难度。
  这里的每一位渣女，都是“极品”中的“极品”。
  或者换一种说法，人均影帝，多副面孔，变脸只在一瞬之间。
  翻车概率满中之满。
  叶澜：“……”
  这休他还非退不可了。
  叶澜：你愿意当狗吗？只能回答“是”或者“汪”，因为狗是不会说“不”的。
  PS：究极缝合，要素超多。女尊男卑、虐主、追夫火葬场、修罗...