第一章 保胎药 

Pregnancy-preserving drugs

Lu Yun traveled through time and space, becoming a fetus.
He had hoped to live a routine life of birth, growth, marriage, and childbirth, but people kept treating him like a roadside ant.
What could he do?
He was helpless!
He had no choice but to make it clear to others that he was a time traveler, a person with a special ability.
I heard that your world values bloodlines, and categorizes people's status based on their bloodline?
Alright, then, the system will add points.
[Ancient Savage Dragon Bloodline] fused with [Starry Sky Giant Elephant Bloodline]
[Ding!]
[Fusion Successful!]
[Heavenly Punishment Bloodline [Disaster Star Dragon Elephant]!
"Haha, with all due respect, based on seniority, everyone here is a descendant of me, Lu Yun."
"However, I have a way to make you both venerated ancestors. It depends on whether you're willing to try."
I heard that your world values cultivation techniques, and that people are willing to kill their ancestors and exterminate their clans for them?
Alright, then, the system will add points. [Ethereal Divine Record] fused with [Joyful Lotus Art]
[Ding!]
[Fusion successful!]
Destiny-level martial arts technique [Great Freedom Yin-Yang Harmony Art]!

This invincible martial arts technique, once known only in legends, is suddenly available in bulk, each copy for just one copper coin. (You don't want to practice it, even if you don't pay.)
"What? You won't practice it? Just because it will turn you into a hermaphrodite?"
"Okay, then I'll send it to your enemies!"

…………
Because of Lu Yun's existence, the order of the entire world collapsed, and began to evolve in an indescribable direction.

Years later, Lu Yun stood atop the world, gazing at the bizarre creatures below, and smiled...

陆云穿越了，成了一个胎儿。他本想按部就班的出生、成长、娶妻、生子结束这一生，奈何总有人像踩死路边的蚂蚁一样对待他。他能怎么办？他也很无奈啊！没办法，他只好让别人明白，他是穿越者，他是有挂的人。听说你们这个世界看重血脉，按照血脉等级划分人的地位高低？那好吧，系统加点。【荒古蛮龙血脉】融合【星空巨象血脉】【叮！】【融合成功！】天谴血脉【灾星龙象】！“呵呵，恕我直言，按辈分算，在座各位都是我陆云的后代。”“不过，我有办法让你们也成尊作祖，就看你们愿不愿意尝试了。”听说你们这个世界看重功法，为了功法可杀祖灭族？那好吧，系统加点。【缥缈神录】融合【欢喜莲花功】【叮！】【融合成功！】天命级功法【大自在阴阳和合功】！原本只存在传说中的无敌功法，突然批量销售，每本只要一个铜钱，不给也行。“什么？你不练？就因为练了会变阴阳人？”“行，那我给你仇家送去！”…………因为陆云的存在，整个世界的秩序轰然倒塌，开始向着不可名状的方向演变。等到多年后，陆云站在世界之巅，看着下方奇形怪状的芸芸众生，露出微笑……