Original God: I am a Certified Player Fufu CP

In a parallel world, the game Genshin Impact released a brand new character in version 4.0: Yuntian, the polearm-wielding Yuntian! Players are unanimous about his strength...

[It has health recovery, damage, dominance, displacement, range, and tracking! This is a true hexagonal warrior!]

[Wow, this character's passive is a perfect match for Fufu!]

[Well, I can only say that this is the perfect couple for me! Yunfu is awesome!]

[Looks great, right? You can only draw one! Because they're both in the same card pool! (Smile)]

..........

On the continent of Teyvat...

Yuntian: Um...I think it’s too early to talk about some things?

Fukaros: But she already likes you! You can't escape, so just accept your fate!

Navellette: (Silence) (Nods)

Yuntian: But I really didn’t think about these things!

(It starts with a slow tempo, and the sinner dances and begins to confess his love)