第1章 出关？不，是自闭！（上）

Coming out of seclusion? No, it's autism! (Part 1)

(Just for fun, don't criticize if you don't agree) Li Chang'an is the most steadfast cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation. His lifelong pursuit is to achieve immortality through seclusion, never causing any trouble. However, he's struck by a multi-dimensional live broadcast system, forcing him to demonstrate his power to countless dimensions. Fearful of death, he's forced to replace his live broadcasts with the most basic cultivation knowledge. He explains "Basic Breathing Techniques," demonstrates "One Hundred Ways to Draw a Cleansing Talisman," shares "One Hundred Tips for Avoiding Danger"... He simply wants to appease the system, collect his rewards, and continue to hide. Little does he know that what he considers mundane basics are, to the powerful in other worlds, supreme secrets that lead directly to the Great Dao! The talismans he casually draws are revered as divine scrolls in the magical world; the breathing techniques he teaches sanctify the body of a wasteland youth; and the avoidance techniques he teaches are revered as the highest tactical guide by the interstellar fleet. Unknowingly, countless geniuses and powerful figures from countless dimensions have become his devoted followers, constantly breaking through by "imagining" his every word. When Li Changan was finally forced to leave the mountain gate, he discovered that... The mighty swordsman in front of him was actually the top player in his live broadcast room; the Lich King who commanded the undead army behind him was actually his class representative; even the old man selling candied haws on the roadside ascended to heaven by listening to his lectures! Li Changan: "I said all this was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" This is a story about a "strongest master" who desperately wants to be low-key, but is always imagined to be invincible by his disciples.

（单纯图一乐，不喜勿喷）李长安是修仙界最稳健的修士，毕生追求就是闭关长生，绝不惹事。 却被一个万界直播系统砸中，被迫要向无数位面展示自己的力量。 怕死的他，只好将直播内容全部替换成最最基础的修真常识。 讲解《基础吐纳法》，演示《清洁符的一百种画法》，分享《避险心得一百条》…… 他只想敷衍系统，拿到奖励继续苟。 却不知，他眼中平凡无奇的基础知识，对其它世界的强者来说，竟是直指大道的无上秘典！ 他随手画的符箓，在魔法界被奉为神级卷轴； 他教的呼吸法，让废土少年肉身成圣； 他讲的避险技巧，被星际舰队奉为最高战术指南。 不知不觉间，无数位面的天骄、大佬都成了他的忠实信徒，靠着“脑补”他的每一句话而不断突破。 当李长安终于被迫走出山门，却发现…… 眼前威震星河的剑仙，是他直播间的榜一大哥； 身后统领亡灵军团的巫妖王，是他的课代表； 就连路边卖糖葫芦的老头，都是靠听他讲课飞升的！ 李长安：“我说这一切都是误会，你们信吗？” 这是一个“最强师尊”拼命想低调，却总被徒弟们脑补成无敌的故事