第1章 今朝若问乘龙婿

If you ask today about the son-in-law who rides the dragon

The immortals of Wudang land ride on the wind and air.

The great Shaolin monks and their Buddhist teachings are boundless.

The demonic witch from the Western Regions seduces the common people.

The fairy from Cihang Jingzhai is so charming with her smile.

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"I left my home to save Li Lang, but who would have thought that Li Lang... Li Lang came to propose marriage first!"

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"Li Zhaoting, as long as you agree, the two sects of the Demon Sect, the six paths, the nine heavens and ten earths, all the gods and demons will obey your orders!"

"Humph! How can I, a righteous young man, associate with evil and evil?"

"Asshole! Put the Demon Sect witch down first!"

武当陆地神仙御气乘风，
少林高僧大德佛法无边，
西域魔教妖女魅惑苍生，
慈航静斋仙子一笑倾城。
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“为救李郎离家园，谁料李郎……李郎先登门提亲了！”
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“李兆廷，只要你答应一声，魔门两派六道，九天十地，诸神诸魔，全都听你号令！“
“哼！我堂堂正道少侠，岂能与邪魔外道同流合污？“
“混蛋！你先把魔门妖女放下！”