第1章 陨落的天才 

Fallen Genius

Qiupi looked at the girl and said, "Sign a contract with me. Just give me your soul and I'll turn you into a magical girl." The girl was surprised. "Don't I have to pay back a forty-year loan?" "No." "Don't I have to mortgage all my organs to you, and then have one cut off every time you default?" "No." "Don't I have to hand over all my future wages, leaving only enough for me to survive?" "No." "Don't I have to sign a posthumous contract, mortgage my brain to you after I die, and then use it as a human miner to mine online?" "No." "Then what should we do?" "Haha, I'll make you work a full eight hours a day, only two days off a week, a two-hour lunch break, and triple your pay for overtime! I'll make you completely despair of the world and turn you into witches!" Qiupi said viciously. The girl looked at Qiupi...

丘彼看着少女说：“和我签订契约吧，只需要把灵魂献给我，就可以让你变成魔法少女哦。”少女惊讶道：“不需要还四十年的贷款？”“不需要。”“不需要把全身的器官抵押给您，然后违约一次就切下去一个？”“不需要。”“不需要以后的工资全部上交，只留下苟活的费用？”“不需要。”“不需要签死后合同，死后把大脑抵押给你，然后当人肉矿机在网上挖矿？”“不需要。”“那我们该干什么？”“哈哈，我要你们每天都要足足工作八小时，一周只放两天假，午休只放两个小时，加班只能获得三倍工资！让你们对世界彻底绝望，变成魔女！”丘彼恶毒地说道。少女看着丘...