Who is Stuck with a Bug? I Beat the Game on My Own.

Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"