第一章 自告奋勇

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A time traveler, she's armed with a built-in anti-virus radar. Beep—what? A vicious concubine, and a vicious concubine sister? Beep—ah! Arranged marriage, and her husband still doesn't like her? No matter, with her super-high IQ, she can kill the scum in a flash. Her stunning beauty attracts countless admirers, and her popularity is exploding. Emperors and princes are all under her skirt. "You are my woman!" Why? Do you have an invoice? Do you have a credit card? "The baby in your belly is mine." Damn! She was actually executed without permission and carried into the palace. What happened to the promise of turning clouds with a flip of the hand? What about the promise of turning rain with a flip of the hand? Give it all back to me!

穿越而来，她自带防毒雷达。哔哔——啥？姨娘凶狠，外加蛇蝎庶妹？哔哔——呀！包办婚姻，老公还看不上她？没关系，凭她超高智商，灭杀渣渣只在转瞬之间。绝色容颜，吸引狂蜂浪蝶无数，人气爆棚，神马皇帝亲王，都是裙下之臣。“你是我的女人！”凭啥？有发票么？有信誉卡么？“你肚子里的娃，是我的。”靠！居然被人先斩后奏，扛进了皇宫。说好的翻手为云呢？说好的覆手为雨呢？都给本妃还回来！