第1章 同归于尽吧！

Let’s die together!

[Venomous female protagonist + Strong and cool story that doesn't get bullied + No cheat code + Lighthearted comedy + Scumbag abuse + Group portrait + Farming family affairs + Male protagonist appears late]

In her previous life, Lin Qiaolan was tricked by her family into remarrying with her young daughter. After the marriage, she was abused and beaten. She asked her family for help, asking them to take her daughter in, but they were ruthlessly driven away.

Stepmother: "Beating is love, scolding is love. No beating, no scolding, no love! We all go through this. You killed one man before, so it's good enough that you have one now. Listen to your stepmother, don't think about divorce, your father can't afford to lose face."

Dad: "You're living a good life, and you're always making trouble! What man would beat a woman for no reason? You're just ignorant and have angered my son-in-law. Take your daughter home immediately, kneel down and apologize to my son-in-law, and beg him to forgive you!"

My half sister said, "You act like a ghost all day long. Anyone who sees you will beat you up."

My half brother said, "How much can a beating hurt? Stop pretending."

Adoptive brother: "Take your daughter and get out of my house. This house has nothing to do with you."

After rebirth, Lin Qiaolan and her daughter transformed into living devils, and they were determined to treat all of her family members equally, and would never suffer any injustice. They would make others suffer and take the blame, and they also rescued their eldest brother's family who was a blood bag.

When she met her in-laws again, she fought evil with evil, scolding them to death without any retaliation, and even beat up her parents-in-law and sent them to prison to reunite.

The three-year-old girl was the master of public opinion. Everyone was saying, "She's only three years old. How could she lie?"

Comrade, I am a widow with a daughter. Can you give up?

Someone: We have already got the marriage certificate, who are you asking to give it up?

【毒舌活阎王女主+强爽文不受气+无金手指+轻松搞笑+虐渣+群像+种田家长里短+男主出场较晚】
　　林巧兰上辈子被娘家人骗着带幼女改嫁，婚后她被虐待暴打，她向娘家人求助，请他们收留女儿，却被无情撵走。
　　后妈：“打是亲，骂是爱，不打不骂不相爱！大家都是这么过来的，你前面克死一个男人，现在有一个就不错了。听后妈的话，别想着离婚，你爸丢不起那个脸。”
　　爸爸：“好日子不过，成天折腾！谁家男人没事打女人玩，还不是你不懂事，把我女婿惹生气了，你立刻带你女儿回去，跪下给我女婿道歉，求他原谅你！”
　　同父异母的妹妹说：“你成天跟个鬼一样，谁见了不打你。”
　　同父异母的弟弟说：“挨打能有多疼？少装模做样。”
　　养兄：“带你女儿滚出我家，这房子跟你没关系。”
　　重生后，林巧兰母女化身活阎王，要平等创亖这群娘家人，绝不受半点委屈，有苦别人吃，有罪别人受，顺手还救出做血包的大哥一家。
再遇极品婆家，她以恶制恶，骂死了不偿命，顺带拳打公婆，送他们一家监狱团聚。
而三岁的小囡囡更是舆论的掌控者，所有人都说：“她才三岁，她能撒谎吗？”
　　这位同志，我是个带女儿的寡妇，你能放弃吗？
　　某人：结婚证都领了，你让谁放弃？