第1章 纯阳暴走，烈阳焚城！

Chunyang goes berserk, the scorching sun burns the city!

Qin Yan, a pure yang body that combusts when walking and breathes fire when angry, is known as the "walking city incinerator" and is only one sneeze away from exploding to death.

Ling Shuang, a pure yin body whose handshake can cause frostbite and breath can freeze, is called a "moving ice corpse cave" and is only a breeze away from turning into black ice.

They were originally two polar opposites who could not tolerate each other, but they became enemies after a furnace explosion in a clinic - and were forced to become "ill-fated partners" because of a huge compensation.

In order to survive, they had to practice the book "The True Explanation of Yin and Yang Harmony" which was despised by the righteous path.

Who would have thought that the opening section of the exercise is "Embracing Each Other to Transfer Qi", the middle section contains "Posture Diagrams", and the last section is labeled "Bath Together in the Spiritual Spring"...

As they practiced, furnace explosions became a daily routine, and freezing into ice sculptures and roasting into charcoal took turns happening. Even the notes of the seniors were filled with "hilarious" training experiences.

"Qin Yan! If you use your Yang energy to burn my hair again, I will freeze you in the ice cellar and use you as a popsicle!"

"Ling Shuang! If you use your Yin Qi to freeze my Dantian again, I'll throw you into the volcano and use you as a popsicle!"

From sabotaging each other to embracing each other in despair, from unlocking postures to communicating with each other's minds, this pair of "ice and fire enemies", amidst laughter and ambiguity, managed to turn the "unorthodox martial arts" that everyone hated into a chaotic way that stirred up the world.

When the villains tried to separate the origin of Yin and Yang, and when the world was on the verge of collapse, they finally understood:

The most extreme physical collision can create the most frivolous love, but it can also forge the most serious legend.

Many years later, a clinic put up a sign: "Specializing in treating imbalances of yin and yang, and improper qigong techniques. The owners and their spouses demonstrate their methods in person, and the results are remarkable (side effect: you might die of laughter)."

秦焱，一个走在路上会自燃、动怒能喷火的纯阳体，被世人称为“行走的焚城炉”，离爆体而亡只差一个喷嚏；
凌霜，一个握手能冻伤、呵气可结冰的纯阴体，被骂作“移动的冰尸窟”，距化作玄冰只剩一阵微风。
本是天地不容的两极，却在医馆炸炉事故中结下梁子——还被迫因天价赔偿款绑定成“孽缘搭档”。
为了活命，他们不得不修炼那本被正道唾弃的《阴阳和合真解》——
谁知功法开篇就是“相拥渡气”，中段藏着“姿势图解”，末卷标着“灵泉共浴”……
练着练着，炸炉成了日常，冻成冰雕与烤成焦炭轮流上演，连前辈手札都写满“笑死人不偿命”的修炼心得。
“秦焱！你再用阳气燎我头发，我就把你冻进冰窖当冰棍！”
“凌霜！你再用阴气冻我丹田，我就把你扔进火山当冰棒！”
从互相拆台到绝境相拥，从姿势解锁到心意相通，这对“冰火冤家”在爆笑与暧昧中，硬是把人人喊打的“不正经功法”，练成了搅动乾坤的混沌大道。
当反派妄图剥离阴阳本源，当世界濒临崩坏，他们才懂：
最极端的体质碰撞，能擦出最不正经的爱情，也能炼出最正经的传奇。
——多年后，某医馆挂出招牌：“专治阴阳失调、功法走火，老板两口子亲身示范，效果显著（副作用：可能笑到断气）