自动狩魔系统 

Automatic Demon Hunting System

In the year 1260, Cake journeyed into the world of The Witcher. Good news: the mod from his previous life's game—the "fully automatic pickup... no, fully automatic demon hunting system"—had arrived! Bad news: This system was seriously flawed! When the system manipulated Cake for the fifth time, taking Yennefer's clothes and solemnly transforming them into "rare alchemical materials," wanted posters for the Sorceresses' Guild were plastered all over the gates of Novigrad. Even the battle-hardened White Wolf Geralt couldn't help but feel a throbbing in his temples at the mention of Cake. He took a gulp of liquor and muttered through gritted teeth, "Hmph, I'd even bet my soul with that jerk Mirror Master again! At least he wouldn't 'pick up' the last few hairs from my poor carrot tail while I wasn't paying attention, saying something about 'high-quality rope fiber'!" Cake pleaded innocently:...

1260年，在这一年凯克穿越猎魔人世界。好消息：前世游戏里的MOD——“全自动拾取……啊不，全自动猎魔系统”也跟着来了！坏消息：这个系统大有问题！当系统第五次操控凯克“顺”走叶奈法的衣服，并一本正经地将其转化为“稀有炼金素材”时。女术士集会所的通缉令已贴满诺维格瑞城门。就连身经百战的白狼杰洛特，一提到凯克都忍不住太阳穴狂跳。灌下一口烈酒，咬牙切齿地嘟囔：“哼，让我再去跟镜子大师那混球赌一次灵魂都行！至少那家伙不会趁我不注意，把我可怜的萝卜尾巴上最后几根毛都给‘捡走’了，说什么‘优质绳索纤维’！”而凯克表示很无辜：...