The First Family of the Tang Dynasty

I traveled through time and space and came to Old Cheng’s house.

My father is a famous bully in the early Tang Dynasty. In the Cheng family, brothers fight tigers together. If there are six of us going into battle, are you afraid?

What else is there for the Cheng family's third son to be afraid of after having eaten the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard and drunk the soup of the heart of a wolf and the lung of a dog?

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some beggar's chicken to eat."

"Hehe... Little Sizi, where did these lotus leaves come from?"

"Brother Cheng San and I picked them in the Lotus Garden."

"...As expected, Cheng! Old! Third!"

"Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong with you? You look so scary."

"Zhao Kun, tell Cheng Lao San that if that brat dares to approach the Lotus Garden again, I will break his legs."

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some delicious food again."

The face of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty turned a little dark.

The virtuous Empress Changsun had veins visible on her smooth forehead.

"Dad, Mom, I brought you some delicious bamboo rice today."

"Isn't this the clump of bamboo that I like best?"

"Brother Cheng San made something delicious. Dad, Mom, please try it..."

"Hehehe... Cheng Laosan, good, good, good... Mm, delicious! Not bad!"

"Daddy, why do you like to grit your teeth when you speak?"

"Really? Hahahaha... You must have seen it wrong, little Sizi. Wait a minute, Daddy has something to do..."

"Go, tell that bastard Cheng Sanlang that if he dares to touch a single blade of grass or tree in this palace again, I will beat him to death."