第1章 人醒了，换了芯子？

The person woke up and changed his mind?

Live fortune telling + ghost hunting + entertainment circle + no CP

This story is purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental!

During filming, Zhong Li was drowned and replaced by the Xuanjie Patriarch Zhong Li. To pay off the original owner's debt, he started a live fortune-telling broadcast.

It’s fine for netizens to ask someone for directions, but why are all kinds of ghosts and gods joining in the fun?

Netizen: "Master, are Feng Minmin and I destined to be together?"

Zhong Li: What a bad fate! You broke someone's prosthesis twice and turned Mount Everest into an airport in a second. It's all your fault.

Netizen: "Host, I'm so tired every day, what's going on?"

Zhong Li: I'd be surprised if I wasn't tired. Even Ximen Qing would have been ripped apart if he was haunted by a ghost! People are avoiding cemeteries, yet you're still rushing to burn incense for ghosts. Who else should I go after if not you?

Netizen: "Host, why do I always feel like someone is watching me while I'm sleeping?"

Zhong Li: There is a dried-up person in the bed where you sleep, grinding his teeth and farting on top of you every day. People are dissatisfied with him.

My online colleagues: You have violated the rules of survival in the Xuanjie and ruined everyone's jobs. You will become the public enemy of the Xuanjie.

Zhong Li: Come on! Didn't I just expose your scam as a charlatan? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll send you a few ghosts to play with you until dawn.

直播算命+抓鬼+娱乐圈+无CP
本故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，纯属巧合！
钟璃拍戏途中被人按水里淹死，被玄界老祖钟璃取代。为替原主还债，开启直播算命。
网友找人问路也就罢了，怎么各路鬼神也来凑热闹？
网友：“大师,冯敏敏和我有缘吗？”
钟璃：孽缘，你撞爆人家两次假体，珠穆拉玛峰秒变飞机场，都是你的功劳。
网友：“主播，我每天都好累，怎么回事儿？”
钟璃：不累才怪，就是西门庆被艳鬼缠上都得脱层皮！人家是躲着墓地走，你还上赶着给鬼上香，不找你找谁？
网友：“主播，我怎么总觉得睡觉的时候，有人在偷看？”
钟璃：你睡的床板里有个晒干的人，天天在人上边磨牙放屁，人家这是有意见了。
网络同行：你破坏玄界生存规矩，砸了大家伙儿的饭碗，将会成为玄界公敌。
钟璃：可拉倒吧!不就是揭穿了你们做神棍的骗局吗？再BB，老祖我送几只阿飘陪你玩到天明。