第1章 穿越海贼世界

Traveling through the world of pirates

My name is John, a corporate slave ripped off by an unscrupulous boss. Working late into the night, I was driving along the highway, hoping to find some relief by "de-stressing on the road," but I was completely blown away! Before I died, I wished to be the stud king of adult entertainment, but the idiotic system forced me into One Piece!

Even worse, this idiotic system is just a repeater! Five perks to choose from? I'll just go with the safest option—Lucci's physical abilities! Starting as a Marine? Safe! But I woke up in Marinford, a small-time Marine.

Looking at the stats on the panel, feeling the explosive force within me, I laughed. Navy? Not even a dog! Celestial Dragons, Im… I'm going to tear this shit apart!

That very day! I decided to defect! Unleashing all six styles, I confronted the Vice Admiral, overturned the warship, and became famous across the seas!

Target: Alabasta! Nico Robin, I've got it reserved! A desert duel with Crocodile, the Shichibukai? One-punch knockout! Robin's return? CP9 is Robin's nightmare? I'll kill them before it's too late! Lucci? Even in leopard form, I'll beat you down!

The Battle of Marineford? Akainu wants to kill someone? I'll take the magma punch! Blackbeard wants to take advantage of the situation? I'll kill a few of your officers! Whitebeard asks for your help? Captain, I'll take it!

Leading Whitebeard's remnants into Wano Country, he's looking for advanced Armament Haki Ryuo? Learn! Conqueror's Haki? Awaken! Is Whitebeard's sword, Ame no Murakumo, too heavy? Melt it down and reforge it, specifically to defeat Kaido!

As the new Four Emperors ascend the throne, atop Kaido's head, a 4.6 billion bounty resounds throughout the New World! Robin, my vice-captain and beloved, stands shoulder to shoulder with me at the summit of Peace. World Government? Im? Wait, my fist is coming!

The invincible rebel navy at the beginning,

我叫约翰，一个被无良老板榨干的社畜。加班到深夜走国道，本想靠“马路解压法”喘口气，结果真被创飞了！临死前我许愿当黄油里的种马王，智障系统却硬塞我去海贼王！

更坑爹的是，这智障系统只会复读机！福利五选一？我直接选最稳的——路奇的身体能力！海军身份开局？安全！结果睁眼就在马林梵多，成了个海军小兵。

看着面板上的属性，感受着体内爆炸的力量，我笑了。海军？狗都不当！天龙人、伊姆…老子要掀翻这狗屁世界！

当天！老子就决定叛逃！六式全开硬刚中将，砍翻军舰，名震大海！

目标：阿拉巴斯坦！妮可罗宾，老子预定了！沙漠单挑七武海克洛克达尔？一拳干翻！罗宾归心？CP9是罗宾噩梦？老子提前杀穿！路奇？豹子形态也给你锤趴下！

顶上战争？赤犬想杀人？老子硬抗岩浆拳！黑胡子想捡漏？反手废你几个干部！白胡子托孤？船长，我当了！

带着白胡子残部杀进和之国，高级武装色流樱？学！霸王色霸气？觉醒！白胡子大刀天丛云太笨重？熔了重铸，专打凯多狗头！

当新四皇的宝座踩着凯多脑袋加冕，46亿悬赏金响彻新世界！罗宾，我的副船长兼爱人，并肩站在和之巅。世界政府？伊姆？等着，老子的拳头，马上到！

开局无敌叛海军，拳