第1章 功法当柴火？

Using martial arts as firewood?

[Invincible + System + Funny + Relaxed + Decisive Killing + Not a Madonna]

Ye Nan traveled to the world of cultivation and awakened the disciple-taking system, which allowed him to become stronger by taking in disciples.

As a result, three years passed and the system did not respond at all, and no apprentice was received.

In order to make a living, I had to open a pub!

The daily check-in has made Ye Nan numb. The room is filled with various skills and treasures, but they are of no use to him.

Because he couldn't practice, he could only use the skills as firewood to make fire and cook as a comfort.

Until one day, the system's voice sounded again!

[Ding! Detected... someone who meets the host's requirements for becoming a disciple has appeared nearby. Clear the host to go and become a disciple!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple. Reward: 10,000 levels of Qi Refining, unlocking the incredible skill: Eyes of Delusion.]

[Ding! Feedback to the disciple, 100 times the training speed, activate the special physique: Diamond Tyrant Body, and unlock the incredible skill: One, Two, Three, Wooden Man!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple. Reward: 10,000 levels of Qi Refining, unlocking the incredible skill: Golden Right Hand.]

[Ding! Feedback will be given to the disciple, and the cultivation speed will be increased by 100 times. The special spiritual root: Xuanbing spiritual root will be awarded, and the heaven-defying skill will be unlocked: Come and fight me!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple, and feedback on the disciple's incredible skill: Facing the Gale!]

From that day on, Ye Nan's outrageous journey of recruiting disciples became unstoppable.

Even a dog passing by will get slapped twice!

The introduction is limited, please move to the main text!

【无敌+系统+搞笑+轻松+杀伐果断+不圣母】
叶南穿越到修真界，还觉醒了收徒系统，收徒就能变强。
结果一晃三年，系统没有任何反应，也没有收到徒弟。
为了维持生计，只能开了个酒馆！
每天的签到，让叶南已经麻木了，各种功法，各种宝贝，堆满了房间，但是对他来说，没什么用。
因为他没法修炼，只能将功法当柴火，用来烧火做饭，以示安慰。
直到某一天，系统的声音再次响起！
【叮！检测到...附近有符合宿主收徒要求的人出现，清宿主前往收徒！】
【叮！恭喜宿主收徒成功，奖励炼气一万层，解锁逆天技能：破妄之瞳。】
【叮！并反馈弟子，百倍修炼速度，激活特殊体质：金刚霸体，并解锁逆天技能：一二三，木头人！】
【叮！恭喜宿主收徒成功，奖励炼气一万层，解锁逆天技能：黄金右手。】
【叮！并反馈弟子，百倍修炼速度，奖励特殊灵根：玄冰灵根，并解锁逆天技能：快来打我呀！】
【叮！恭喜宿主收徒成功，并反馈弟子逆天技能：面对疾风咯！】
从这一天开始，叶南就在离谱的收徒路上，变得一发不可。
就是旁边路过的一条狗，都得挨两巴掌！
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