第1章 爹，你真该死啊！

Dad, you deserve to die!

"Uncle Master, I saw you drinking wine the other day, and I'm going to tell the abbot."

"What kind of martial arts am I practicing? Answer me!!!"

"Look in my eyes!!! tell me, why? Talk!!!"

"Master...Uncle Master practices Tongzi Kung Fu."

"That's it, how could a monk like me have any bad intentions???"

"But uncle, I clearly saw you drinking."

"A monk, holding a cup in his arms, has been drunk, drunk!"

"Master, your tongue has become big from drinking so much."

"Come, come, come. Although I don't understand Mahayana Buddhism or Hinayana Buddhism, I do know the Nine-Nine Multiplication Method. Come, let me send you off... No, let me chant sutras!"

“师叔，我那天看你去喝花酒，我要去告诉主持方丈。”
“我练的是什么功？回答我！！！”
“look in my eyes！！！tell me ,why?说话！！！”
“师……师叔练的是童子功。”
“这不就是了，我一个和尚能有什么坏心思？？？”
“可是师叔，我明明看见你喝酒了。”
“出家之人，持杯为怀，醉过，醉过啊！”
“师叔，你喝的舌头都大了。”
“来来来，师叔虽然不懂什么大乘佛法，小乘佛法，但师叔会九九乘法，来，让师叔给你送终……不，诵经！”