第1章 醉死的魂，穿肠的酒

The drunken soul, the wine that penetrates the intestines

Gender change (marriage) + comedy + system + cultivation (gender change occurs after Chapter 49, which can be skipped but is not recommended) How outrageous can the brotherhood in the Xuanling Realm be? Xiao Yue imagined it was like his good brother Gu Che, reunited in reincarnation, sneaking into his outer disciple's broken bed in the middle of the night and smilingly pouring a "tonic" into his mouth. "Don't worry, it's good for your health," Gu Che lied without blinking, but his heart was in a frantic struggle with the system - if he failed to complete the "drug your brother" task, he would be punished with a lifetime of bachelorhood. As a core inner disciple of the Xuantian Sect, he could only apologize to his brother with tears in his eyes. Unexpectedly, on the day the system task was completed, a golden light flashed, and the interface popped up: [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a Taoist companion - Xiao Yue]. Gu Che was stunned. Turning around, he saw Xiao Yue, who had just woken up. His once heroic features had become clear and beautiful, and a soft curve appeared at his throat. "Gu Che, you bastard!" Xiao Yue pinched his newly grown long hair, grabbed the brass dagger and chased after him, "I said why do you force me to drink bitter medicine soup every day, do you want to kidnap me to be your wife?!" Gu Che hid and tried to reason: "The system said this is the best solution..." "Solution! Do you believe that I will chop up your alchemy furnace?!" The brothers who were arm in arm in arm in the past have now become "Daoist companions" certified by the system. The inner sect genius vs the outer sect troublemaker, quarreling and grabbing resources in the sect during the day, Xiao Yue locked the door to prevent "flower thieves" at night, Gu Che squatted in the corner with the pain-relieving pill in his pocket and reflected - if he had known that the "wife" given by the system was this great god, he should not have touched that god even if he was single at the beginning.

性转（变嫁）+搞笑+系统+修仙（性转在49章之后，可以跳但不推荐） 玄灵界的兄弟情，能离谱到什么地步？ 萧越觉得，大概就是转世重逢的好兄弟顾澈，半夜摸进他外门弟子的破床，笑眯眯往他嘴里灌“补药”。 “放心，喝了强身健体。”顾澈眼都不眨地撒谎，内心却在跟系统疯狂拉扯——完不成“给兄弟下药”任务，就要被惩罚一辈子打光棍。作为玄天宗内门核心弟子，他只能含泪对不起兄弟了。 谁料系统任务结算那天，金光乍现，面板赫然跳出：【恭喜宿主，获得道侣——萧越】。 顾澈懵了。转头就看见刚睡醒的萧越，原本英气的眉眼变得清丽，喉间多了抹柔软的弧度。 “顾澈你个狗贼！”萧越捏着自己新长出来的长发，抓起黄铜短刀就追，“我说你天天灌我苦药汤子干嘛，合著是想把我拐去当压寨夫人？！” 顾澈一边躲一边试图讲道理：“系统说这是最优解……” “解你大爷！信不信我把你炼丹炉劈了？！” 昔日勾肩搭背的兄弟，如今成了系统认证的“道侣”。内门天才vs外门刺头，白天在宗门斗嘴抢资源，晚上萧越锁门防“采花贼”，顾澈揣着止痛丹蹲墙角反省——早知道系统送的“老婆”是这尊大神，当初就算打光棍，他也不该动那