第1章 落榜美术生

Failed art students

Hu Xi, a failed art student, drinks in a beer hall and wants to join the army. Here comes the top painting system.

[The host's paintings of women are formless and soulless, starting with the painting of women's feet]

"Drawing feet on the first day of school?"

Hu Xi found a pair of ideal jade feet, but he never expected it to be the campus beauty senior.

In order to become a top painter, Hu Xi paints live.

I drew a JK painting with no women but only JK uniforms flying, and it became a hit!

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In the painting exam, the questions were so realistic that Hu Xi drew US dollars, using his own color-changing ink and anti-counterfeiting labels.

After finishing the painting, he was taken away by the police.

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To paint anti-war propaganda posters, Hu Xi painted "The Rise of Empire".

Netizens around the world shuddered after seeing this.

After the painting was finished, he was taken away again.

Next.

One after another thrilling paintings appeared under the pen of Xiao Huzi.

Every time a painting is finished, it is taken away.

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Remember to ask: "Where did the inspiration come from?"

"I like to stay in Ferrari for inspiration, because I was blocked by Ferrari, I am going to look for inspiration in Lamborghini."

"Did you know that 29.99 million of your 30 million followers are haters?

"Don't you still have 10,000 rich women fans?"

“What do you think about the relationship between art and pretense?”

"Art is all about pretense. I like the word pretense. I've been pretentious since I was a child, and I'm still pretentious now, hahaha~"

胡希，落榜美术生，在啤酒馆喝酒，想参军，顶流绘画系统来了。
【宿主画女人有形无神，从画女人脚开始】
“开学第一天画玉足？”
胡希寻找到一双理想玉足，没曾想是校花学姐。
为了当顶流画家，胡希直播画画。
画了一幅没有女人，只有JK制服飞扬的意念JK画，火了！
……
绘画考试，题目以假乱真，胡希画美金，自调变色油墨和防伪标识。
画完就被警察带走了。
……
画反战宣传画，胡希画了《帝国的崛起》。
全世界网友看到后，瑟瑟发抖。
画完，又被带走了。
接下来。
一幅幅心惊胆跳的画在小胡子笔下出现。
每一次画完都被带走。
……
记着问：“灵感来源？”
“我喜欢待在法拉利上找灵感，因为我被法拉利拉黑了，我准备提兰博基尼找灵感。”
“你知道你3000万粉丝2999万都是黑粉吗？
“不还有一万富婆粉吗？”
“你怎么看待艺术和装逼的关系？”
“艺术就是装逼，我喜欢装逼这个词，我从小就装逼，装成了现在哈哈哈~”