第1节

Section 1

When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

当我在蒙德城外醒来，见到了穿着一身飒爽的女警制服，骑着那辆酷炫的三核相变重型警用悬浮摩托的……安柏的时候，我就知道这个地方肯定不是提瓦特。但我没有想到的是——【这位优菈的叔父，已经从特殊渠道弄到了某些药品，正准备借着道歉请客的理由给自己的侄女下药，然后做一些反派的标准流程，让我们在他做出此等恶行之前将他绳之以法吧！】【这是甘雨，半仙兽，璃月最高权力机构月海亭千年的秘书，因为认为璃月哪里都是安全的，所以有可能会随地睡午觉被运到货轮上卖掉，我们得快点行动起来！】【这是雷电将军，实际上是个什么都不了解的土妹子，结果第一次出门去外面的浴场，就被‘现在的流行’这样的理由欺骗！作为正义的伙伴，怎么能坐视这样的事情发生呢！】你让我当正义的伙伴，我倒是没什么问题，但是这些离谱的事情，真的是能发生的吗？？这个世界是不是有哪里不太对？