第1章 拴条狗也成？

Can I tie a dog?

[Sky screen + overhead + Lao Liu + relaxed + sand sculpture + group portrait + system]

Gu Qin was reborn as the ninth prince of the Jing Dynasty who died young. His mother died young and he had no prominent relatives.

At a young age, he was evaluated by great scholars as having mediocre talent and no knowledge.

There was no one to protect him in the palace, and he was not good at speaking, so naturally he was not favored.

Just as Gu Qin continued to act as the most unknown person in the palace, a curtain descended from the sky, and a familiar voice sounded in his ears:

[Hello everyone, today we will talk about the unparalleled emperor Gu Qin, who expanded the territory of the Jing Dynasty dozens of times and unified the world!]

Gu Qin, whose scalp was tingling under the gaze of all the courtiers and brothers in the hall, was stunned.

ah?

You mean...

Punch the Huns and kick Japan.

Conquer all directions and unify the nine provinces.

Overthrow the official selection system and massacre the aristocratic families.

Breed high-yield varieties and make the miracle drug allicin.

…

He easily escaped from the royal battle royale, led his troops to defeat the Huns, and then marched into Luoyang, not forgetting to chop up his human brothers and make dumplings.

Emperor Shuntian reigned for more than seventy years.

It was me???

No, is this still Chinese? !

Gu Qin took a deep breath when he thought of the emperor's swift and steady schedule of going to bed at midnight and getting up at four o'clock.

Tianmu, the tonic is messing with me!

He, Gu Qin, is just an ordinary salted fish who wants to lie down and do nothing!

【天幕+架空+老六+轻松+沙雕+群像+系统】
顾秦穿成了早夭的靖朝九皇子，母妃早逝，亲族不显。
垂髫之年就被大儒评价，天赋平平，胸无点墨。
宫内无人庇佑，却偏偏嘴笨舌拙，自然极不受宠。
正当顾秦继续摆当着阖宫头号小透明，一道天幕从天而降，熟悉的语调在耳畔响起：
【各位朋友大家好，今天我们就来说说，将靖朝疆域扩大数十倍，统一全球的千古一帝顾秦！】
被满殿朝臣兄弟的注视头皮发麻的顾秦，陷入懵逼。
啊？
你是说……
拳打匈奴，脚踢倭国。
征战八方，一统九州。
推翻选官制度，血洗世家门阀。
育出高产良种，制成神药大蒜素。
……
从皇室大逃杀中轻松逃脱，带兵平推匈奴后，还能杀进洛阳，不忘将类人兄弟剁吧剁吧包饺子。
在位时间长达七十余年的顺天圣皇帝。
居然是我自己？？？
不是，这还是中文吗？！
顾秦想起皇帝零点睡四点起的牛马作息，倒吸一口凉气。
天幕，补药搞我啊！
他，顾秦，只是平平无奇想躺平的咸鱼一枚啊！