第1章 嗯？你在教寡人做事？

Hmm? Are you teaching me how to do things?

[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]

Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.

So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.

"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"

"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."

“.......”

The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.

【论语+爆笑+腹黑+轻松+政哥+夺笋+不干人事儿】
秦风莫名穿越到秦朝一统六国前，被秦始皇偷听了心声。
于是两人开启了斗智斗勇的搞笑日常。
“秦风，朕问你，子不语怪力乱神是什么意思？”
“夫子不想和你说话，并用怪力将你打到神志不清！”
“朝闻道，夕死可矣呢？”
“早上知道了去你家的路，晚上就过去弄死你。”
“.......”
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