第一章 史上最牛光盘

The most awesome CD ever

I love to be a goalkeeper, but I love to shoot even more;

I love the fish leaping to save the day, and I love the scorpion swinging its tail even more;

Scolding opponents, criticizing the Football Association, and scolding referees are the most loving things!

They say I am Chilavert II, but Chilavert is nothing;

Punching Cesar and kicking San Casillas,

The goal conceded is better than Buffon, the goal scored is better than Messi!

What best goalkeeper, what best scorer, what Ballon d'Or, I want them all!

Who am I? The King of Football? NO!

Don't call me the King of Football, it's too vulgar;

Remember, I am the most awesome goalkeeper in history! (Book Friends Group: 191898903)

爱守门，更爱射门；
    爱鱼跃救险，更爱蝎子摆尾；
    骂对手、批足协、斥裁判神马的最有爱了！
    他们说我是奇拉维特二世，奇拉维特算个鸟；
    拳打塞萨尔，脚踢圣卡西，
    失球胜布冯，进球赛梅西！
    神马最佳门将、神马最佳射手、神马金球奖，孤全要了！
    我是谁？球王？NO！
    不要叫我球王，忒俗；
    记好了，我是史上最牛门神！（书友群：191898903）