第1章 跟观众打个招呼吧

Say hello to the audience

【Variety show + system + sharp tongue + letting go of oneself + live broadcast + song copying】

Lu Hang traveled through a parallel world and became an 18th-tier celebrity. At the beginning, he was betrayed by his girlfriend and was mocked by the whole network. He participated in a dating variety show, but accidentally activated the emotional value system!

While other guests were busy memorizing scripts and creating character, Lu Hang angrily scolded the black guy on the live broadcast!

While other couples were worried about having no money to eat, Lu Hang turned around and sold the mobile phone given by the director and took the female guests out for a big meal!

When his ex-girlfriend wanted to get back together, Lu Hang sent her to jail and gave her a song called "Tears Behind Bars"!

Prank the guests, trick the director, anger the couple, and ignore the rules!

For the sake of emotional value, Lu Hang gradually goes further and further on the path of letting himself go!

Just when the audience thought that Lu Hang was good for nothing except doing nothing, Lu Hang sang "Why Not" in his left hand and "Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies" in his right hand, sweeping the music scene!

Director: "I'm the director. Even if you don't give me face, you can't just treat me as your grandson, right?"

Guest: "Oh my god, who let this living dad onto the show?"

Audience: "After you've pranked the guests, you can't prank us anymore!"

Lu Hang: "Huh? I just appeared on a dating show, how did I become the godfather of Chinese entertainment?"

【综艺+系统+毒舌+放飞自我+直播+抄歌】
陆航穿越平行世界成了十八线小明星，开局遭女友背叛全网群嘲，参加一档恋爱综艺，却意外激活情绪值系统！
其他嘉宾忙着背剧本，凹人设，陆航直播开麦怒喷小黑子！
其他cp因为没钱吃饭而发愁，陆航转头卖掉导演给的手机，带女嘉宾吃大餐！
前女友想复合，陆航反手送她去坐牢，并附赠一首《铁窗泪》！
整嘉宾，坑导演，气CP，无视规则！
为了情绪值，陆航逐渐在放飞自我的道路上越走越远！
就在观众以为陆航除了不干人事，简直一无是处的时候，陆航左手《有何不可》，右手《海阔天空》，血洗乐坛！
导演：“我是导演，你就算不给我面子，也不能直接把我当孙子吧？”
嘉宾：“老天啊，到底是谁让这个活爹上节目的？”
观众：“整完嘉宾就不许整我们了哦！”
陆航：“咦？我就上个恋综，怎么成华娱教父了？”







