Strategy for the Days of the Tsundere Sisters

I spent three days downloading a Japanese film called Fifty Shades Darker at a 15KB download speed. Only after my pants were peeled off did I realize the heroine was actually my own mother! Determined to uncover the truth, I continued my quest to find my mother. Only then did I learn I had an older sister and a younger sister. I was completely stunned. "Xiaoyou, stay here! Mommy's got a deal!" "Why do you have to?" "Because... our family needs a man!"