I Want to Be the Man of the Immortal Lord and Demon Emperor

The mighty and ruthless Immortal, with his unwavering awe, rode upon a rainbow of auspicious clouds, his sword blazing with power, awe-inspiring the night sky, determined to annihilate the demons and restore peace to the world. The mighty and ruthless Demon Emperor unleashed a torrent of evil, commanding the demons of the three realms. The Nine Palaces and the seas raged, shaking Kunlun, poised to sweep across the land and dominate heaven and earth. The battle between immortals and demons, a battle that would shake the world from ancient times, was about to begin. A man in the distance, frantically juggling the affairs of the world, finally unable to bear it any longer, looked up and shouted, "You two, stop fighting! Come back and feed your child!"