第1章 不是，你管这叫打压？

No, you call this suppression?

[Simulator, pure fun, no pressure, inherit everything, truly travel through time and become invincible in the world after one minute!]

[A pure simulation story with a cool upgrade, a large amount of simulation, let yourself go, and don't be a human being.]

Awakening Simulator, Li Mu traveled through time and experienced a simulation as soon as he opened his eyes.

In the morning, you signed the indentures to become a servant at the Liu Mansion. At noon, the housekeeper said he had a cat that could do backflips and invited you to his room to admire it.

You can't resist.

【Good news, the housekeeper really has a cat. 】

[Bad news, the cat ran away, and the housekeeper turned over a meow. ]

[You killed yourself by knocking yourself over, successfully defending the drum.]

"hiss!"

Looking at such absurd and wild Sims, Li Mu...

What?

The simulator cooldown time is only 2 seconds. Real time stops during simulation. After the simulation, all benefits are inherited and all disadvantages are eliminated.

That's okay.

Li Mu: "Wait a minute, I'm invincible, then I'll go to your room to see the cat."

【模拟器、纯爽、不压、继承一切、真穿越一分钟后世界无敌！】
　　【纯模拟剧情升级爽文，模拟量大管饱，放飞自我，不当人子。】
　　觉醒模拟器，李牧穿越了，睁眼就经历一次模拟。
　　【早上，你签了刘府的卖身契成了一名家奴，中午，管家说养了一只会后空翻的猫，邀请你去他房间欣赏。】
　　【你反抗不了。】
　　【好消息，管家真的养了一只猫。】
　　【坏消息，猫跑了，管家自己喵喵叫着翻了一个。】
　　【你嘎巴把自己撞死，成功捍卫鼙鼓。】
　　“嘶！”
　　看着如此荒诞狂野的模拟人生，李牧……
　　啥？
　　模拟器冷却时间只需2秒，模拟时现实时间静止，模拟后好处收获全继承，坏处全消除。
　　那没事了。
　　李牧：“等我一分钟，我先天下无敌了，再去你屋里看猫。”