第1章 和丰川祥子交换身体了？

Did he switch bodies with Toyokawa Shoko?

[Girls' Band: Dog Seller/Hen Card/K-ON/Loneliness/GBC+Magical Girls+Other Anime Content] ... Every day, Yuzuru Dazai wakes up and switches bodies with Shoko Toyokawa. A collapsed band, an alcoholic father, endless work, a broken home. Damn it! Shoko Toyokawa, what have you done? Shoko Toyokawa is incompetent, I must leave! First, have a serious discussion with the hard-working band members. Then, get close to the adorable, autistic Mu. Send the alcoholic father, who's suspected of being on the verge of death, to the hospital. Finally, send the damned Shoko Toyokawa to the countryside for a rigorous rehabilitation. Wow! Everyone has a bright future! ... Why is the Girls' Band so heavy and twisted? Is this a moral decline or a lack of humanity? The truth is... "Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!" The girls can become magical girls through the music of the contract! ... PS: The girls in the band are actually magical girls, so all the abstract plot points make sense.

【少女乐队：卖狗/母鸡卡/轻音/孤独/GBC+魔法少女+其他综漫内容】 …… 太宰结弦每天醒来，都会和丰川祥子交换身体。 爆掉的乐队，酒鬼的父亲，打不完的工，破碎的家。 可恶！丰川祥子你都干了些什么？ 丰川祥子无能，我必须得出山！ 先和苦来兮苦的队员们核善讨论。 再和可爱的自闭小睦近距离贴贴。 把疑似要喝死的酒鬼父亲送去医院。 最后再把可恶的丰川祥子送到乡下狠狠地改造。 呱！大家都有美好的未来啊！ …… 少女乐团为何如此沉重、扭曲？ 这究竟是道德的沦丧还是人性的缺失？ 真相居然是…… “和我签订契约，成为魔法少女吧！” 少女们能通过契约乐曲，成为魔法少女！ …… PS：乐队少女其实是魔法少女，这样一切抽象剧情就都说得通了。