第1节

Section 1

This book is also known as "A Man in Type-Moon, Starting with a Live Broadcast of a List of Failing Pretenders Throughout the Type-Moon Universe." Ever since Ma En successfully landed a job as a doctor in Chaldea, he's discovered he can create various ranking videos and broadcast them across the Type-Moon Universe. However, most of his ranking videos aren't very serious. For example, his list of failed pretenders infuriated a concerned citizen, Mr. Jin, to the point of impotence and fury. His ranking of female cup holders, arranged from smallest to smallest, pissed off a bunch of girls. His Type-Moon bulldozer rankings made girls shy away from a certain big dog and a certain bear. His list of the most unprepossessing bosses was denounced as fake news by a group of Servants and Beasts. He also created a list of traitors, a list of famous lunar scenes, a list of the most miserable characters, and all sorts of crazy spoilers... Almost everyone on the list wished the creator dead, but they didn't know who the creator really was. Ma En, the mastermind behind all this, laughed out loud in the infirmary. "Hey, I won't reveal myself. I'm just messing around, just for fun!"

本书又名《人在型月，开局在全型月宇宙直播装逼失败人物榜》。马恩自从应聘成功迦勒底的医生后，就发现自己能制作各种排行榜视频并且在所有的型月宇宙直播。但是他制作的排行榜视频大多都不太正经。比如他制作的装逼失败人物榜，让某热心市民金先生气得无能狂怒。他制作的女性CUP排行榜，居然是从小到最小排列，气死了一堆妹子。他制作的型月推土机排行榜，让女孩纸对某只大狗和某只熊退避三舍。他制作的最没牌面BOSS榜，被一群从者和兽疯狂举报，是fake news。他还制作了二五仔排行榜，月球名场景排行榜，最惨人物排行榜，各种疯狂剧透……几乎所有的排行榜上的人都巴不得制作者早点死，但是他们却不知道制作者到底是谁。作为幕后黑手的马恩一个人在医护室笑出了声。“哎，我就不暴露自己，就是整活，就是玩！”