第一章 顽石开眸 

The Stone Opens Its Eyes

Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...

江辞一觉醒来，成了江南水乡河滩上的一块顽石。不能动，不能言，只能眼睁睁看着仙宗招生，人流如潮。本以为石生无望，只能靠吸点微薄地气苟到天荒地老。直到识海中莫名出现一枚玄黄石印：【阶段：一】【特性：土里生财（自主吸纳地灵（地脉）之气）】这躺平就能变强的神印来得正好！更妙的是，岱岳宗的青袍老道袖袍一卷：“知你有灵，且随我回山。”等等！仙宗招生标准这么宽泛的吗？石头也行？从此，岱岳宗多了位画风清奇的弟子。别人御剑飞行，他……滚着走？别人炼丹画符，他……晒太阳吸地气？且看一块顽石，如何靠“地祇”印躺平吸灵气，...