第1章 今朝有酒今朝醉，明日愁来明日愁

Drink today, for tomorrow we may die; worry about tomorrow later.

[Invincible protagonist + lighthearted humor + incredibly satisfying gameplay in the later stages of this book, highly recommended to read to the end in one go!!] Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Jun Moyun cultivates to the peak of Quasi-Emperor, just one step away from becoming the Great Emperor of this era. However, the Heavenly Dao suppresses him, cutting off his path forward, and he is about to become the strongest cannon fodder in history!

"Two thousand years of cultivation, and I don't even have a cultivation partner? What's the point?" Jun Moyun slapped his thigh. "I quit! I'm going to give up!"

Just as he was preparing to lie down and become a lazy elder in the Tai Xuan Sect, the system, which was two thousand years late, finally went online!

"Ding! The God-level Assist System has finished loading. It has detected that the host has achieved the 'Strongest Quasi-Emperor' achievement. The reward has been doubled!"

Jun Moyun: "??? I was ready to give up, and you're only showing up now?"

System: "Host, don't worry, this system is a cure for all kinds of laziness. You can become stronger even while lying down!"

Thus, the most outrageous quasi-emperor in history was born! While others cultivated, he slept; while others fought, he ate sunflower seeds, yet his strength skyrocketed, infuriating all the geniuses!

"Ding! Host has been lying around all day and has obtained the title 'Emperor of Lazybones', with combat power +9999!"

"Ding! The host, while enjoying the spectacle, comprehended the 'Great Dao of Enjoying the Spectacle,' resulting in a surge in cultivation!"

The Emperor of the Present Era: "Jun Moyun, what kind of cultivation method is this?!"

Jun Moyun: "Is this what you call... winning by doing nothing?"

【无敌流+轻松搞笑+本书中后期爽到炸天，建议一口气看到底！！】穿越玄幻世界，‌君墨昀一路开挂修炼至准帝巅峰，距离当世大帝仅一步之遥。奈何天道压制，前路断绝，眼看就要成为史上最强炮灰！
"修炼两千年，连个道侣都没有，我图啥？"‌君墨昀一拍大腿，"不干了！我要摆烂！"
就在他准备躺平，去太玄门当个咸鱼长老混吃等死时，迟到了两千年的系统终于上线了！
"叮！神级辅助系统加载完毕，检测到宿主已达成'最强准帝'成就，奖励翻倍！"
君墨昀："？？？我都准备摆烂了，你现在才来？"
系统："宿主别急，本系统专治各种摆烂，躺平也能变强！"
从此，史上最离谱的准帝诞生了！别人修炼他睡觉，别人打架他嗑瓜子，偏偏实力蹭蹭往上涨，把一众天骄气得直跳脚！
"叮！宿主躺平一天，获得'咸鱼大帝'称号，战力+9999！"
"叮！宿主吃瓜看戏，领悟'吃瓜大道'，修为暴涨！"
当世大帝："‌君墨昀，你这是什么修炼方式？！"
君墨昀："这叫...躺赢？"