第1节

Section 1

Devastating news from Runeterra: the female heroes have collectively ascended to the planet of happiness. Blessed by the demon of happiness, Fahn now commands wind and lightning. Zaun encounters a monster-like power; Jinx, despite her best efforts, is powerless against it. A single injection turns her blood into a thick, oily jelly, her heart pounding and her eyes sparkling. Piltover, enraged, launches a righteous crackdown, but Caitlyn betrays them, indulging in a dose of happiness hormones. Dopamine activates her nerves, causing her to lose control on the spot. The hormones are too pure, too potent; she's left weak and hunched over, wolfing down a train-sized bento box in her small room. Noxus is astonished and secretly copies the formula, but a clumsy experiment by the beautiful heroine causes the happiness hormones to spread like a plague, ensnaring the entire nation. The Katarina sisters, however, enjoy their blissful lives. Curiously trying it out, Lux transforms into a Demacian water sprite, dragging Fiora to be her sister, enthusiastically recommending Sona, and then, under the bright sunshine, pulling her underwater—"You're next!" Freljord unified the frozen plains, the three sisters united to fight the demons. Their combined strength was unbreakable, but unfortunately, Faen's power was too great, and they temporarily retreated, suffering a crushing defeat and forced to sacrifice everything. Ionia used gentleness to overcome strength; Venerable Karma sacrificed herself to the tiger. Irelia, disbelieving her brother's actions, fought a fierce battle that overwhelmed the seven armies, leaving them weak and powerless, yet still proclaiming their invincibility… (Word limit applies). ————————The Zaun arc includes some political development elements; the ending of the Zaun arc transitions to a pure harem fantasy adventure.

符文之地传来噩耗，女英雄集体飞升快乐星球。快乐恶魔赐福，法恩呼风唤雨掌控雷电。祖安偶遇强如怪物，金克丝拼尽全力无法抵抗，一针下去血液粘稠如石油果冻，心脏狂跳眼泛桃心。皮城暴怒发起正义制裁，不料凯特琳叛变痛饮快乐因子，多巴胺连接神经，马力全开当场失控，货太纯，劲太猛，四肢无力小单间里猛吃火车便当。诺克萨斯惊叹，暗中偷学劲霸配方，不料笨蛋美人实验事故快乐因子如瘟疫蔓延，举国沦陷无一幸免，卡特琳娜姐妹安享性福人生。好奇尝试意外沦陷，拉克丝化身德玛西亚女水鬼，拽来菲奥娜强当姐妹，抱着娑娜热情安利，阳光明媚的拖进水底——下一个拖下水的对象是你哦！弗雷尔卓德统一冰原，三姐妹齐心合力共战恶魔，姐妹齐心其利断金，可惜法恩势大暂避锋芒，一溃千里只能献上所有。艾欧尼亚以柔克刚，卡尔玛尊者以身饲虎，艾瑞莉娅不信师兄如此作为，一番激战水淹七军，瘫软无力高呼不可战胜……剩下的字数限制。————————祖安篇有部分建政，祖安篇末尾转为纯粹后宫向奇幻冒险。