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[Loading information... Today's keywords: Rich woman's happy ball, black stockings noodles...] In the blink of an eye, young Li Pu found himself transformed into "ingredients" in the kitchen of another world—bound hand and foot, with human legs hanging on the chopping board next door, and a mountain-sized female butcher wielding a steel wool ball, her laughter chilling. Good news: He has a cheat code! Tifa is also tied up next to him! Bad news: The information he obtained on the first day is a bit outrageous... [White information: You can have an in-depth discussion with the head chef about the principles of "being human."] Li Pu: "This is...!" [Red secret: To keep the "ingredients" happy during cooking, the kitchen keeps animal aphrodisiacs on hand, which can counteract Tifa's powerful anesthesia...] Looking at Jerusalem, her white vest cut open and panting, Li Pu felt that this information... might not be so bad after all? Thus, armed with absurd information, he began to struggle for survival in a terrifying world where flesh was distorted and evil gods were rampant! His only way to survive is to use the most outrageous tactics to conquer the wildest goddesses! Tifa is afraid of ghosts? Got it! Let her see what a kaleidoscope of ghost stories looks like! The White Queen and Chun-Li are protective of their own? Simple! I'll just become their protector! Widowmaker and Ada Wong only approached me to kill me? A love offensive! I knew all along that my beloved concubine was a fox spirit! Mai Shiranui, 2B, Mercy, Tracer, Evelynn…

【情报加载中...今日关键词：富婆快乐球、黑丝捞面……】只是一眨眼的功夫，少年李普就发现自己身穿成了异界后厨的“食材”——五花大绑，隔壁案板上正挂着人腿，肥硕如山的女屠夫掂着钢丝球，笑得令人胆寒。好消息：有外挂！旁边还绑着个蒂法！坏消息：第一天获得的情报就有点离谱...【白色情报：可于肉山主厨深入探讨关于“做人”的道理。】李普：“这TM……”【桃色秘闻：为使“食材”被烹饪时保持快乐，后厨常备兽用催情剂，可解开蒂法的强力麻醉…】看着被剪开白背心、娇喘连连的耶路撒冷，李普觉得这情报...好像也不是不能用？于是，他手握荒诞情报，开始在血肉畸变、邪神污染横行的恐怖世界里，艰难求存！他的生存之道只有一个：​用最骚的操作，攻略最野的女神！​蒂法怕鬼？懂了！这就让她见识见识什么叫鬼故事万花筒！白皇后和春丽护犊子？很简单！我成犊子不就是了！黑百合和艾达王是为了杀我才接近我的？真情攻势！朕早就知道爱妃是狐狸变得了！不知火舞、2B小姐姐、守望天使、猎空、剑星伊芙……