第一章 唐小峰

Tang Xiaofeng

They called me a scoundrel, and when I said no, they hit me and said I was lying.

For thousands of years, some people have killed their wives to prove their Tao, while others have killed infants to devour their souls. Whether they are Taoists or Buddhists, humans or demons, they all share a common pursuit. What is this common pursuit?

"A beautiful woman?" the male protagonist said in a low voice.

The crowd beat him up, shouting, "Longevity! Longevity!" The male protagonist replied, "Without beautiful women, what's the point of longevity!"

The author relentlessly attacked: "If you don't achieve immortality, even if you seduce all the beauties of this generation, how many will you have? Don't you want the beauties of a hundred years from now? Don't you want the beauties of a thousand years from now?"

The male protagonist, having repented of his past mistakes, roared, "I want immortality..."

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她们说我是贱侠，我说不是，她们打我，说我骗人。
    千百年来，有人杀妻证道，有人杀婴食魂，不管是道是佛，是人是妖，他们都有一个共同的追求，这个共同的追求是什么？
    “美女？”男主角小小声地说。
    众人狂揍：“长生啊长生！”男主角说：“没有美女，长生个P！”
    作者狂揍：“不长生的话，你就算把这一代的美女全都勾过来，又能有多少个？一百年后的美女你就不要了么？一千年后的美女你就不要了么？”
    男主角痛改前非，大吼一声：“我要长生……”
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