第1章 以为这很幽默？ 

You think this is funny?

Zhuangzi dreamt he was a butterfly, and the butterfly dreamt he was Zhuangzi.

Curious about how murky the waters are for female celebrities in the entertainment industry, Qin Che is preparing to enter the industry to find out. He obtains an entertainment industry diary and records his observations within the circle.

As a part-time online novelist, Qin Che's writing skills were average, but he knew all the writing routines and felt that something was wrong with this diary.

If the contents of his diary were to be seen by someone, or were to be made public one day, wouldn't he be doomed?

"Besides, who keeps a diary if they're a decent person?"

Qin Che felt this was a bad idea, but then he learned that writing a diary could bring him a whole host of benefits.

"Wow, you have a good eye for people! You wrote it down!"

With a wave of his hand, Qin Che began to create with great passion, the content being seven parts truth and three parts fiction.

There was no rule that the contents of the diary had to be true; he treated it as writing a light novel.

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庄周梦蝶，蝶梦庄周。
  好奇娱乐圈女明星水有多深的秦澈，正准备进娱乐圈探个究竟，获得一本娱乐圈日记，让他记录在圈内见闻。
  身为一名兼职网文作者，秦澈文笔水平虽然一般，但写文套路该懂的都懂，觉得这日记本不对劲。
  万一日记内容会被人看见，或者有朝一日被公开，那他不得社死？
  “再说，正经人谁写日记？”
  秦澈觉得这事不能干，却得知写日记能获得一大堆好处。
  “哎，你看人真准，写了！”
  秦澈大手一挥，便开始激情创作，内容七分真三分假。
  也没规定说日记内容必须真实，他就当是在写文娱小说。
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