第1章 破产子爵与水分身女神

The Bankrupt Viscount and the Water Alien Goddess

Goldshire Bankruptcy Lord's Survival Story

Upon waking up, Li Ang found himself the bankrupt viscount of Goldshire. Faced with a massive debt of 50 gold coins, an empty granary, and a watchful tax collector, his only hope was an unreliable "Multiverse Summoning System." However, the "saviors" the system sent were all increasingly disastrous: the dim-witted water goddess Aqua only knew how to cry and flood, the explosive witch Megumin was easily defeated with a single move a day, the rebellious knight Kai was always looking for a fight, and the craftsman elf specialized in creating junk... To make matters worse, he had also impulsively stolen the silver-haired witch's personal clothing and was now being relentlessly hunted down.

Food crisis, overwhelming debt, and surrounded by powerful enemies. In desperation, Li Ang frantically summons all sorts of oddballs and jinxes, only to be met with either good-for-nothings or disasters: the useless middle-aged man MADAO, a muscular burly man, a girl who loves instant noodles, and even a pink-haired demon who revels in killing! Stealing underwear, defecating at the door, blowing up fishponds… this group of freaks pushes his lordly career into an even deeper quagmire in all sorts of unbelievable ways. When Fat Cat Ban arrives and the silver-haired witch comes knocking, Li Ang realizes that his path to survival, aided by a terrible system and incompetent teammates, has already been a headlong rush towards hell… This is an absurd survival comedy that teeters between starvation, poverty, and reckless suicide!

《闪金镇破产领主求生记》

一觉醒来，李昂成了闪金镇的破产子爵。面对50金币巨债、空空如也的粮仓和虎视眈眈的税务官，他唯一的希望是个不靠谱的“诸天万界召唤系统”。然而，系统送来的“救星”却一个比一个坑爹：智障水神阿库娅只会哭闹和发洪水，爆裂魔女惠惠一天一招就躺平，叛逆骑士凯天天想打架，工匠精灵专造废品……更惨的是，他还手贱偷了银发魔女的贴身衣物，被追杀得上天无门。

粮食危机、债务压顶、强敌环伺。李昂在绝望中疯狂召唤，结果来的不是饭桶就是灾星：废柴大叔MADAO、肌肉兄贵、杯面少女、甚至还有以杀戮为乐的粉毛恶魔！偷内裤、门口排泄、炸鱼塘……这群奇葩用各种匪夷所思的方式，将他的领主生涯推向更深的泥潭。当肥猫斑降临，银发魔女打上门，李昂才发现，他的求生之路，早已在坑爹系统和猪队友的加持下，奔着地狱一路狂飙……这是一场在饿死、穷死、作死之间反复横跳的荒诞求生喜剧！