第1章 小孩子才做选择，成年人当然是全都要

Children make choices; adults want it all.

[No Rebirth] + [No System] + [Urban Slice of Life] + [Romantic Comedy] + [Single Female Lead]

Xu Che, who had been staying at home since graduating from university, was forced by his mother to go on blind dates because of his overly effeminate demeanor.

Xu Che resisted, but his mother's iron fist overwhelmed his filial piety, and he had no choice but to comply.

"Let me tell you, there are still beautiful women in the matchmaking market, and I'll choose Akashi."

Xu Che had just sent this message to his friend when his blind date, Bai Luyou, arrived late.

This elegant, oval-faced older sister spoke softly to Xu Che:

"Would you like something to eat? It's on me."

Xu Che had heard that in today's dating market, very few women are willing to split the bill. So, who was this subordinate who would offer to treat everyone?

Three ideas were swirling in his mind.

First of all, holy crap, are you going to use this model for blind dates?

Second, holy crap, were you scammed? Where did you find this beautiful woman?

Third, holy crap, are they really going to take Akaishi?

…

Many years later.

Xu Che stood side by side with Bai Luyou, gazing at the latter's beautiful profile:

"Between the moonlight and the snow..."

"You are the third most beautiful woman in the world."

Bai Luyou answered quickly, staring intently at Xu Che: "Mr. Xu, don't think that just because I'm a math teacher I haven't read contemporary poetry. You idiot."

【不重生】+【无系统】+【都市日常】+【恋爱喜剧】+【单女主】
大学毕业后就家里蹲的许澈由于身上亖人气息太过浓重，所以被他妈逼迫去相亲。
许澈抗拒，但妈妈的铁拳令他孝心爆棚，只得顺从。
“我跟你说，现在相亲市场还有美女，我就赤石。”
许澈刚给好友发完这句话，相亲对象白麓柚姗姗来迟。
这位长着端庄鹅蛋脸的大姐姐对许澈轻言轻语：
“请问，您要吃点什么吗？我请客。”
许澈曾听闻如今的相亲市场，愿意AA的女生都少之又少。这能主动提出来请客的，又是何人的部将？
他脑内就盘旋着三个想法。
第一，卧槽姐，您这建模还用来相亲啊？
第二，卧槽妈，你是被诈骗了吧？哪儿介绍来的美女？
第三，卧槽我，不会真的要赤石吧？
…
很多年后。
许澈与白麓柚并肩站在一起，他望着后者清艳侧脸：
“月色与雪色之间……”
“你是世间的第三种绝色。”
白麓柚抢答，她目光灼灼的盯着许澈：“许先生，别以为我是数学老师就没看过当代诗歌。笨蛋。”