第 1章 枪神直觉

Chapter 1 Gun God's Intuition

Multiple female protagonists + historical battles + time travel and Mount & Blade + gacha system + comedic generals

Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.

He was attacked by bandits who massacred his village at the start of the game. He initially tried to hide in a cesspool to save his life, but unexpectedly activated the [Overlord System].

As a result, my hand slipped and I put all my skill points into [Polearm Mastery].

Thus, the most outrageous "God of War" in history was born—wielding a pitchfork, crying as he killed, his movements fluid and graceful, his expression utterly cowardly!

"Don't come any closer! When I go crazy, even I'm afraid of myself!"

"System, you call this a cheat code? This is a crippled system!" (His hands tremble like he has Parkinson's when he holds any weapon except for polearms.)

However, this is just the beginning...

The summoning function was enabled, but the summons yielded only bizarre generals: Pan Feng, the peerless general; Mi Heng, the king of empty talk; Xing Daorong, the post-2000s general...

Even more absurdly, the way the girls in this world look at him is strange—cold and aloof older women, tsundere knights, and yandere doctors.

And so, Jiang Yu, leading a group of eccentric generals and a problematic female protagonist, began his unconventional path to supremacy—

Others fight battles with strategy, he fights with unconventional tactics!

Others recruit famous generals with charm, he recruits them with... unlimited food!

Others build nations with iron-fisted methods, but he builds his nation with... a battlefield of heroines?

"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong script?"

多女主+历史争霸+穿越骑砍+抽卡系统+搞笑名将
江裕，一个现代肥宅，醒来发现自己到了中世纪村庄里。
开局遭遇劫匪屠村，他本想躲进粪坑保命，却意外激活【霸主系统】
结果手一抖，把技能点全加在了【长柄武器精通】上。
于是，史上最离谱的“战神”诞生了——手持粪叉，边哭边杀，动作行云流水，表情怂得要死！
“你们别过来啊！我疯起来连自己都怕！”
“系统，你管这叫金手指？这特么是残疾系统吧？！”（除了长柄武器，拿别的武器手抖如帕金森）
然而，这只是开始……
召唤功能开启，结果抽卡全是奇葩武将：无双上将·潘凤、嘴强王者·祢衡、零零后上将·邢道荣.....
更离谱的是，这个世界的妹子们看他的眼神也不太对——高冷御姐、傲娇骑士、病娇医师
就这样，江裕带着一群“奇葩名将”和“问题女主”，开始了他的另类争霸之路——
别人打仗靠谋略，他打仗靠骚操作！
别人收服名将靠魅力，他收服名将靠……饭管够！
别人建国靠铁血手腕，他建国靠……女主们的修罗场？
“系统，你确定没给我拿错剧本？”