第1章 穿越洪荒

Crossing the prehistoric world

A modern youth travels to Mount Sumeru and becomes a Bitter Bamboo Tree with innate spiritual roots. After being guided by Jieyin and Zhunti, he takes human form and becomes their younger brother.

"Third brother, what is a system? Could it be your innate spiritual treasure?"

"The system is something the author used to be lazy; I don't need it."

"Third brother, come with us to the Eastern World to search for some magical treasures!"

"No way, I'm going to lie down and stay on Mount Sumeru. I'll never leave in this lifetime."

"Third brother, didn't you say you never leave Mount Sumeru? Why are you here?"

"Oh, this is my puppet clone!"

"Third brother, why has the doctrine of the Western Religion changed to this state?"

"I've made some changes for you, you're welcome!"

现代青年穿越到须弥山上，成为了先天灵根苦竹树，在接引准提后化形，成了二人的弟弟。
“三弟，系统是何物？莫非是你的伴生灵宝？”
“系统是作者偷懒用的东西，老子不需要。”
“三弟，随吾二人去东方世界寻些灵宝吧！”
“不去，老子要躺平，苟在须弥山，这辈子都不会离开的。”
“三弟，你不是不出须弥山吗，为何会在这里？”
“哦，这是我的傀儡分身！”
“三弟，西方教教义为何变成了这番模样？”
“我帮你改了改，不用谢！”