第1章 赌局

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[Farming + Warhammer Fantasy + War + Slow Pace]

The shadow of the end has loomed over the century-long countdown, and the chaotic torrent is about to breach the world's dams. Demons roar, tearing reality apart, nations crumble in the flames of war, and even the highest gods cannot escape their fate of demise.

Who can reverse this doomed fate?

"Humans? They're as fragile as paper, not a single one of them is worth a fight!"

"Pointy ears? All they do is fight amongst themselves and gossip, they're such useless sissies!"

"Short and timid? Hiding in holes like turtles, just a bunch of shut-ins getting moldy!"

A green-skinned orc with bared fangs spat, surveying the battlefield with disdain. Behind him stretched an endless mass of massive black orcs, their muscular bodies laden with spoils; there were night goblin fanatics wielding bone spikes, their crimson eyes burning with Waaaaagh flames; there was the Queen Spider, a mobile fortress, her eight legs sending debris flying wherever they stepped; there were the Great Techies carrying booming firearms, their strange devices crackling with electricity—even the legendary ancient space machine, supposedly floating in the clouds, hummed and followed behind the green-skinned army.

When the soul of the transmigrator collided with this green-skinned body born for war, and when the cold system interface met the green-skinned man's greatest "I think" technique, a wonderful chemical reaction erupted.

The orc suddenly raised his giant axe, its blade gleaming coldly in the sunlight, and a deafening roar echoed through the heavens and earth:

"I think—to save this wretched world, we still need our big green skins!"

"From this day forward, I am the savior!"

"Waaaaagh!"

【种田+中古战锤+战争+慢节奏】
终焉之时的阴影已笼罩百年倒计时，混沌的洪流即将冲垮世界的堤坝。恶魔嘶吼着撕裂现实，诸国在战火中崩塌，就连高高在上的神明也难逃陨落的命运。
谁能逆转这注定毁灭的结局？
“人类虾米？脆得像纸糊的，一个能打的都没有！”
“尖耳朵？整天内讧扯闲篇，娘们唧唧的废物！”
“矮垛子？钻在地洞里当缩头乌龟，死宅扎堆发霉咯！”
一只獠牙外露的绿皮兽人啐了口唾沫，满脸轻蔑地扫视着战场。他身后，是黑压压望不到头的黑兽人大只佬，肌肉虬结的身躯上挂满战利品；是挥舞着骨刺的夜地精狂热者，猩红眼珠里燃烧着Waaaaagh的火焰；是如移动堡垒般的女皇蜘蛛，八足踏过之处碎石飞溅；是扛着轰鸣火器的大技霸，手里的古怪装置滋滋冒着电火花——甚至连传说中漂浮在云层里的太空古巨机，都嗡嗡作响地跟在绿皮大军身后。
当穿越者的灵魂撞入这具为战争而生的绿皮躯体，当冰冷的系统界面遇上绿皮最伟大的“俺寻思”大法，奇妙的化学反应轰然爆发。
兽人猛地扬起手中的巨斧，斧刃在阳光下闪着寒光，震耳欲聋的咆哮响彻天地：
“俺寻思——要救这破世界，还得靠俺们大绿皮！”
“从今天起，俺就是救世主！”
“Waaaaagh！