第1章 七日期限 

Seven-day deadline

What do you mean you used mosquitoes to refine the Myriad Soul Banner? What do you mean you gained merit? Wait a minute, if you're going to undergo tribulation, why are you running to the enemy sect? What do you mean you're going to use the Heavenly Tribulation to perish together with the enemy?! Why is the illusion you created a scene of 996 overtime work?! Is this even possible?! Stop trying! This game doesn't have bugs! Those are just game features! Anping, the game's dog-like planner, looked at these players who couldn't even shake an egg properly and fell into deep self-doubt. How come all of his Earth players are evil cultivators?!

什么叫做你拿蚊子炼万魂幡？什么又叫做你得到功德了？等会，你渡劫就渡劫，往敌对宗门跑什么？什么叫做你要用天劫和敌人同归于尽？！为什么你造的幻境是996加班的场景啊！这能对吗？！不要再试了！这游戏没有bug！那都是游戏特性！作为狗策划的安平，看着这些连鸡蛋都要摇散黄的玩家，陷入了深深的自我怀疑当中。他的这群蓝星玩家，怎么全都是邪修啊！