Is This Supposed to Be a Movie-watching Format?

Horrific! A Japanese man commits a heinous crime for a game! — *Sword Art Online: About My Kidney-Cutting by Kayaba Akihiko!* ...Shocking! A seven-person gang abroad kills each other for this reason! — *Fate/Zero: A Bloodbath Caused by a Five-Yen Coin!* ...Outrageous! A young man breaks into a woman's bedroom intending to do this! — *Sword Art Online: Hahaha! I'm Luke Skywalker!* ...99% of men are envious! So many beauties he can't resist! — *DanMachi: I Had So Much Fun in the Ishtar Familia I Lost Contact!* ...A heartless couple teamed up to beat up an elderly man? The final result was applause-worthy! — *Fate/Grand Order: About My All-Inclusive Fun with a Beautiful Girl (?) in Qin Dynasty!* "...Although this system seems to be a movie-watching system...who the hell are watching these movies?!Who the hell are these lunatics who are liking my embarrassing slices of life?!"