第1 章 初来乍到

Zhang Chulai

Yes, Jiang Wan knows.

Jiang Wan knows that he wore it.

Jiang Wan didn't know exactly where she had put the clothes.

However, judging from the current situation, he probably didn't dress well and will likely be taken advantage of by that poor bastard again.

"Working people may have a tough time, but they're not idiots. Whoever wants to come to this crappy ancient world can come, but I don't want to come at all!"

"Quack quack!"

"Brother Frog, you also think this place is no good, right?"

Jiang Wan stared at her unconventional appearance reflected in the water, feeling a sense of kinship with a frog perched on a lotus leaf.

"In the desolate land of Bashan and Chushui, there is you and me in a small ditch."

I swatted the mosquito that had landed on my thigh and was stealing food with a smack, then handed it to Brother Frog, holding the mosquito by the leg.

"We're in the same boat, what a miserable situation!"

"Croak!"

Fortunately, not long after feeding the frogs, the old man suddenly pooped a huge dump. He'd successfully rebelled with the bandit leader!

And so, the country bumpkin girl instantly transformed into a beautiful young lady from an official family. However, the more she heard some of the names around her, the more familiar they seemed.

Until a certain man made a dazzling appearance, his scumbag stench, which could be smelled from three miles away, quickly stirred her brain, which hadn't adjusted to the time difference.

Oh my god, this is terrible!

I've actually transmigrated into the body of the older sister of the female lead in a tragic novel!

Jiang Wan turned to look at her obedient and well-behaved younger sister, raised an eyebrow and sneered.

There will be some crazy male lead appearing, right?

It's okay, I've worked in the Department of Psychiatry at the Third Hospital for many years and have some experience with bedwetting.

Don't worry, nobody knows more about mental illness than me!

(Both the male and female leads are virgins, so feel free to jump in.)

噶了，江晚知道。
穿了，江晚也知道。
可具体穿到哪儿了，江晚暂时真不知道。
不过，就冲目前这么个环境来看，这把估摸着是没穿好，八成又要被穷这个狗东西给拿捏住。
“打工人虽然苦逼可不是个傻逼，这么个破古代谁爱来谁来，我一点也不想来！”
“呱呱！”
“蛙兄你也觉得这破地方不行，对不对？”
江晚盯着水中自己顶着的那非主流外形，与荷叶上蹲着的一只青蛙惺惺相惜。
“巴山楚水凄凉地，小水沟子里you和me。”
抬手吧唧一声拍死落在大腿上偷吃的蚊子，随即拎着蚊子腿递与蛙兄。
“咱俩这难兄难弟，惨呐！”
“呱！”
好在没喂上多久的青蛙，这辈子的老爹咣当一声拉了坨大的。人家跟着匪首大哥造反成功啦！
于是乡下小土妞，就这么水灵灵的秒变官家大小姐。只不过，身边这有些人的名字，她咋越听越觉得耳熟呢？
直到某男闪亮登场，那隔了三里路都能闻到的人渣味儿，迅速勾起了她那没倒过时空差的大脑。
哎呦我去，夭寿啦！
竟然穿成了虐文女主她姐！
扭头看了看自家乖巧听话的妹妹，江晚挑眉冷笑。
会有疯批男主出没是吧？
没关系，姐就职于三院精神科多年，有一定的淋床经验。
放心，没人比我更懂精神病！
（男女双洁，放心入坑。）