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[Variety Show][Live Stream][No Female Lead][Entertainment Industry][Character Collapse][Lezi Literature]

Lin Yimian, a recognized "good-looking but useless" celebrity, was so lazy that she was voted by her haters to appear in the final episode of the deadly variety show "It's Your Turn"!

The entire internet was waiting for him to fall from grace, but he instead revealed an account book even cleaner than his face and a medical report as pure as water, becoming "the last saint in the entertainment industry"!

He accidentally activated the [Fun Person System], which allows him to see through all the cracks in people's personas!

Endorsements for top luxury brands? Leading male lead in a top-tier script? Regular guest at the center of a wildly popular variety show?

I don't want Lin Yimian at all, just let me be the permanent observer of "The Mirror of Character Revelation"!

There's only one requirement: the show must be recorded while lying down!

Thus, the most emotionally charged live-streamed variety show on the entire internet was born.

Top celebrities pretending to be dedicated to gaming?

A melancholic humor stand-up comedian with a strong, independent persona?

Did the movie star steal a life and pretend to be perfect?

Are the bigwigs trying to silence them?

Lin Yimian lay back in the chair and lazily began to speak:

"You could be the next one to collapse!"

When his predictions came true every time, he became a mirror reflecting the true nature of the entertainment industry.

Capital trembled, top celebrities knelt, and the entire internet cried out: "Please stop lying down, get up and keep hammering!"

Lying flat is an attitude, collapsing is professionalism!

【综艺】【直播】【无女主】【娱乐圈】【人设崩塌】【乐子文学】
林一眠，娱乐圈公认的“颜值废物”，懒到被黑粉票选上死亡综艺《轮到你了》最后一期！
全网坐等他塌房，他却反手亮出比脸还干净的账本、纯如水的体检单，成了“娱乐圈最后的圣人”！
意外激活【乐子人系统】，他能看穿所有人设裂痕！
顶奢代言？S+剧本大男主？爆火综艺C位常驻嘉宾？
林一眠通通不要，让我当《人设照妖镜》的常驻观察员就行！
要求只有一个：节目要躺着录！
于是，全网最撕裂的直播综艺出世。
顶流打游戏装敬业？
丧系幽默脱口秀才女强立人设？
影帝偷人生扮完美？
资本大佬想封口？
林一眠躺在椅子上，懒洋洋开口：
“下一个塌房的，就是你！”
当预言百发百中，他成了娱乐圈照妖镜。
资本颤抖，顶流下跪，全网狂呼：“求求你别躺了，起来继续锤！”
躺平是态度，塌房是专业！