Hogwarts: Chinese-style Professor

Li Wei, a Chinese, entered Hogwarts in 1971 and graduated from Slytherin House. Twenty-one years after graduating from Hogwarts, he was accused of "spreading and proliferating the Dark Arts" and, after defeating nine Aurors sent by the British Ministry of Magic to arrest him, was personally summoned by Dumbledore and forced to become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. "First-years, Professor Hooch, who is in charge of flying, told me that she is not feeling well today, so both flying classes this afternoon will be replaced with Defense Against the Dark Arts. The same applies to second-years; Professor Trelawney, who is in charge of Divination, senses that her fortune is not good this month and she is not suitable to teach. For the next month, you will not need to attend any Divination classes. Please remember this and make sure you don't go to the wrong classroom." "NO!!!!!!!!!...