第1章 魔王的心理诊所

The Demon King's Psychological Clinic

"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

“大小姐辉夜有告白障碍？来，跟我念：会长，我超喜欢你，我要给你生猴子！”
“比企谷同学眼中的世界是扭曲的？没事，我帮你掰直了，顺便让你看看什么是真正的社会。”
“英梨梨你又在撕画稿？别撕了，拿来吧，我帮你挂在诊所大厅拍卖，标题就叫《败犬的无能狂怒》。”
作为一个东京最神秘的心理医生，我，致力于治愈那些动漫主角们“命中注定”的“小毛病”。
什么？你说我的治疗方式有问题？
不，我只是在帮他们摆脱该死的剧本，活出真正的自我罢了！