第1章 社畜之死与异界新生

The Death of the Corporate Slave and Rebirth in Another World

Transmigrating to another world isn't just about fighting and killing; it also involves cultural subversion and destruction!

While other transmigrators were still diligently practicing their skills and leveling up, I had already started using Douyin short videos to make the elves addicted and flooding the screen, using "Honor of Kings" to make the orcs addicted to team battles, and using milk tea and desserts to make the dragon princess gain three sizes!

Office worker Lin Mo unexpectedly transmigrates to a world of swords and magic, only to find it culturally barren, like a desert. Just as he's wondering how to survive, he's bound to the [Earth Culture Transmission System]—by getting otherworldly creatures to accept Earth culture, he can earn points to exchange for anything!

Then, the art style suddenly changed:

A group of dragons, carrying small stools, binge-watched "Game of Thrones" day and night, their way of urging the author to update was to tap their tails on his door.

The elven druids were moved to tears by "Hachi: A Dog's Tale" and began to protect all canines.

A demon lord used his sect's assets as collateral to buy in-game currency for gacha pulls, while a vampire prince shouted "OMG, buy it!" during a live-streaming sales event.

Five years later, when the human alliance was preparing to conquer this "corrupted" continent, they discovered:

Orc laborers protested their short working hours by holding banners that read "007 is a blessing."

The succubus's emotional counseling classes made the nuns blush and their hearts race, yet they eagerly signed up.

The entire otherworld's desire for war has been completely dismantled by the three philosophies of "playing it safe," "lying down," and "watching the show."

穿越异界不止打打杀杀，更有文化降维打击！
当其他穿越者还在苦练功法、拼命升级时，我已经开始用抖音短视频让精灵族沉迷刷屏，用《王者荣曜》让兽人沉迷团战，用奶茶甜品让龙族公主胖了三圈！
社畜林默意外穿越到剑与魔法的异世界，却发现这里文化贫瘠得像沙漠。正当他愁如何生存时，竟绑定了【地球文化传播系统】——只要让异界生物接受地球文化，就能获得积分兑换万物！
于是，画风开始突变：
· 一群巨龙搬着小板凳日夜追看《权力游戏》，催更方式是用尾巴拍打作者房门
· 精灵大德鲁伊们因为《忠犬八公的故事》而潸然泪下，开始保护所有犬科动物
· 魔族领主用宗门抵押贷款氪金抽卡，血族亲王在直播带货中高声呐喊“OMG买它”
当五年后人类联军准备踏平这个“被腐化”的大陆时，却发现：
· 兽人劳工举着“007是福报”的横幅抗议工作时间太短
· 魅魔开设的情感咨询课让修女们脸红心跳却踊跃报名
· 整个异界的战争欲望已被“摆烂”“躺平”“吃瓜”三大哲学彻底瓦解