Void Invasion: Fuck! My Random Cards are Wrecking the Whole Game

This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!

The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!

[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]

The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!

Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!

Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?

Sounds invincible?

—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:

I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!

Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!

I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!

Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"

Teammates went from despair to numbness:

"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"

Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!

While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";

While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.

"—Smash! Look! Run!"

When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...

Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:

"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"