第1章 开局正被分尸

Being dismembered at the start

[Refreshing read + American horror + ruthless action + no character downgrades]

This is a world without horror movies; all the monsters from horror movies have appeared in reality.

Cao Kun transmigrated into the body of a corpse that had died under the trap set by the old man with the vertical saw.

The old man with the chainsaw was dismembering people one by one, and it was almost Cao Kun's turn.

At a critical moment, he activated the Celestial Master System, used Taoist magic to suppress all evil, became famous in Hollywood, and became a legendary Celestial Master.

Freddy Krueger: I am the master of dreams, invincible in dreams, and no one can kill me.

Cao Kun: Have you ever heard of the Taoist incantation for exorcising evil spirits? "When the sun rises in the east, a nightmare is inevitable. With a single strike of the divine sword, all monsters vanish."

Freddy: Ah! Master Cao, please spare me, I'm willing to be your dog.

Death: Whoever I choose to die, must die. No one is exempt.

Cao Kun: Have you ever witnessed a thunderbolt striking your head?

On that day, countless bolts of lightning struck down simultaneously, and the God of Death was annihilated.

Hollywood stars from all walks of life: Master Cao, sell me a talisman, I'll agree to any conditions.

【爽文+美恐+杀伐果断+不降智】
这是一个没有恐怖片的世界，所有恐怖片中的怪物，都出现在了现实之中。
曹昆穿越到了一具，死在竖锯老头儿机关下的尸体身上。
竖锯老头儿正拿着电锯挨个分尸，马上就将轮到曹昆。
关键时刻，激活天师系统，以道法镇万邪，名动好莱坞，成为一代天师。
梦鬼弗莱迪：我是梦境之主，无敌于梦中，谁也无法杀死我。
曹昆：你可曾听说过道家《解禳咒》：日出东方，夜梦不祥。神剑一下，万怪消亡。
弗莱迪：啊！曹天师放过我吧，我愿做你的一条狗。
死神：我让谁死，谁就得死，无人可以例外。
曹昆：你可曾见过万雷轰顶。
那一天，无数道天雷齐齐轰下，死神魂飞魄散。
好莱坞各路明星：曹天师，卖我一张符箓吧，我什么条件都可以答应。